WHAT TIME IS TAYLOR PERFORMING DOES ANYONE KNOW

HI taylorswift SO I TOUCHED YOUR HAND TWICE AT THE CHICAGO RED CONCERT LAST YEAR AND THEN I SWORE I WOULD NEVER WASH MY HAND BUT I DID (DONT WORRY) BUT IT WAS STILL THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU OK BYE

taylorswift LOVE ME

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

a support group for people who suffer from sleep deprivation and bad grades because they stay up all night desperately trying to get noticed by taylorswift 

I think it’s about taking pride in the fact that you know who you are and it honestly doesn’t matter if someone else doesn’t understand you.

I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. I shake it off, shake it off.

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I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime, and I’m just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don’t like seeing slide shows of guys I’ve apparently dated. I don’t like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. I don’t like it when headlines read ‘Careful, Bro, She’ll Write a Song About You,’ because it trivializes my work. And most of all, I don’t like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start. And so, I just don’t date.

tellingmewhy:

sixtiequeen:

forever waiting for the day i magically wake up as a funny and witty person and think of something funny and witty to post to get noticed by taylorswift

literally you put everything i’ve been feeling lately into words

taylorswift please love us unfunny and unwitty people

taylorswift JUST LOVE ME PLS ILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU A PET PEGICORN AND BUY YOU A MILLION MORE CATS AND BUILD YOU A TIME MACHINE SO WE COULD GO BACK TO MAY 1946 SO YOU DONT HAVE FOMO (YES I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP)

forever waiting for the day i magically wake up as a funny and witty person and think of something funny and witty to post to get noticed by taylorswift

HQ Wonderland Outtake

“I don’t think that new Taylor Swift song actually killed you, but we say that it slayed us because the experience of it was so awesome that now we are metaphorically dead.”
— John Green (via wegotbillstopay)
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